“The reason there are two senators for each state is so one can be the designated driver.” Jay Leno

“You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three R’s, only one begins with an R.” Dennis Miller

“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.” Rodney Dangerfield

“The sales department isn’t the whole company, but the whole company better be the sales department.” Philip Kotler

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” Abraham Lincoln

“As terrorist attacks become more frequent and closer to everyday life, public tolerance for liberal pieties will wane.” Bret Stephens

“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” Tom Clancy

“Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Abraham Lincoln

“Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.” Steven Wright

“Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.” Adlai Stevenson

“Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politicians.” General George S. Patton

“Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” Harvey Mackay

“Universities exist to transmit knowledge and understanding of ideas and values to students not to provide entertainment for spectators and employment for athletes.” Milton Friedman

“Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.” Winston Churchill

“In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.” John C. Collins

“A socialist is a communist without a gun.” Dr Jim Garlow

“Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.” Tao Te Ching

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“The reason there are two senators for each state is so one can be the designated driver.” Jay Leno

“You know there’s a problem when you realize that out of the three R’s, only one begins with an R.” Dennis Miller

“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.” Rodney Dangerfield

“The sales department isn’t the whole company, but the whole company better be the sales department.” Philip Kotler

“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” Abraham Lincoln

“As terrorist attacks become more frequent and closer to everyday life, public tolerance for liberal pieties will wane.” Bret Stephens

“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” Tom Clancy

“Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Abraham Lincoln

“Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.” Steven Wright

“Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.” Adlai Stevenson

“Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politicians.” General George S. Patton

“Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.” Harvey Mackay

“Universities exist to transmit knowledge and understanding of ideas and values to students not to provide entertainment for spectators and employment for athletes.” Milton Friedman

“Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.” Winston Churchill

“In prosperity, our friends know us; in adversity, we know our friends.” John C. Collins

“A socialist is a communist without a gun.” Dr Jim Garlow

“Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.” Tao Te Ching